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The 2017 Eurovision Bingo Card from ScandiKitchen

April 28, 2017 | Leave a comment

The 2017 Eurovision Bingo Card from ScandiKitchen

It is one of our favourite times of the year: Eurovision. We get together, drink pina colada and cringe at the (often) awful songs, cheer on our homelands and eat far too many cheez doodles.

Every year since 2010 we have made Eurovision Bingo Cards. This year is no exception. From Wednesday 3rd May onwards you can pick up printed cards in the cafe – or simply print your bingo cards from here.

We play on twitter. There are not really any rules – we just like to pretend its a game so we can have an excuse to drink another Pine Colada and come up with half witty tweets. Do join us on the night – Saturday 13th May 2017.

Ps – on Eurovision Final day, we usually have feather boas, Graham Norton Cupcakes, lots of glitter, Eurovision bunting and more at the cafe. You really should pop by.

7 Nordic ways to talk about hangovers

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Seven Nordic ways to talk about hangovers

‘Bagstiv’ is a Danish word for when you wake up the next morning, still drunk. Literally: Backwards drunk – in Sweden and Norway, its Bakfull and bakrus.

2. A drunk Dane might say he has a “Stick in ear” (en kæp i øret)

3. The Finnish word for hangover is “Krapula” 

4. The Old Norse Viking word for hangover was ‘kveis’, meaning “uneasiness after debauchery” 

5. In Denmark, if you drink a beer on a hang over, it is known as a Reperationsbajer – literally, a ‘repair beer’

6. In Danish, hangovers are known as Tømremænd  – literally, carpenters.

7. “Fylleangst” pronounced (foola angst) means “drunk anxiety” in Norway and is the unsettling feeling one has the day after drinking when you can’t remember what you did, how you acted or who may have seen you do it!

7 things you didn’t know were invented by the Nordics….

April 27, 2017 | Leave a comment

7 things you didn’t know were invented by the Nordics….

  1. You can thank the Swedes that we don’t always have to have elasticated waistbands in our trousers, because the Swedes invented the zipper. Thanks, Sweden.
    zipper glidlås lynlås glidelås
  2. The cheese slicer was invented in Norway in 1925 by Thor Bjørklund. We thank him every day for ensuring level cheeses. More people should use cheese slicers, really. How the rest of the world eats cheese, we do not understand.
    cheese slicer - ostehøvel
  3. The Finns invented the ice skates about 3000 years ago.
  4. ice skates Alfred Nobel (a Swede) invented dynamite. Hailed in the construction business, he became rich – and in the mid 1860s established the Nobel prizes to reward curious, brilliant minds. No one knows why the peace prize has to be awarded by a Norwegian committee, but that’s how it is.

AlfredNobelhome

  1. A Norwegian made the first fishnet underwear, from – you guessed it – old fishing net in 1933. Deemed ‘lightweight and practical’ – it keeps the wearer warm due to the thin layer of air that gets trapped in the mesh.
    fishnet top norwegian*
  1. The Swedes invented the adjustable wrench. And they call it a shift key.

Wrench skiftnokkel

    1. The Danes invented…. The Clapping Hat (klaphat). The hat that claps for you so you can focus on your beer. Thank you Denmark for your contribution.
      Klaphat clapping hat danish

7 strong Scandinavian names for your new baby

April 20, 2017 | Leave a comment

 

7 strong Scandinavian names for your new baby

Here are a selection of 7 strong Scandi names you could name your new baby. Or not.

Love
The Swedish boy’s name – actually the Swedish version of Louis. It’s pronounced more like lo-vey than love.

Bent / Bendt
Boy’s name – meaning ‘Blessed’.

Odd
How about naming him Odd? Or maybe Even? Both are strong Norwegian names. In Norway, there are 22 people named Odd-Even as a first name. Take your kid to the Casino. (name is also used in Sweden).

Gunn

A good old Norwegian name for your daughter?

Jerker

For a boy, maybe? It’s the old Swedish version of Erik. No, not Jerk for short.

Björn / Bjørn

Maybe the best of the bunch, especially if you like ABBA. It means ‘bear’.

Fanny.

A strong Swedish girl’s name and still popular today.

Any more suggestions? Pop a comment below.

7 Scandi Ways To Screw Up

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7 Scandi sayings for when things are not going well.

  1. If a Dane has his ass in the surface of the water (Røven i vandskorpen), it means things are not going well.

roven i vandskorpen dog

 

2. In Sweden, if you have made a real fool of yourself, people will tell you that ‘you have taken a shit in the blue cupboard’ (Nu har du skitit i det blå skåpet)

 

3. If you make a fool of yourself in Norway they might tell you that you “shat on your leg” (Nå har du bæsjet på leggen).

 

4. In Iceland, if someone says ‘peeing in your shoes will only keep you warm for a short while’ (“Það er skammgóður vermir að pissa í skó sinn”) they mean to tell you short term fixes don’t work.

 

5. If a Dane says you can both blow and have flour in your mouth, he means to say you can’t have your cake and eat it, too. (Man kan ikke både blæse og have mel i munden).

 

6. In Norway people might say you stomped in the piano if you mess up – ‘trampe i klaveret’.

trampe i klaveret mess up

 

7. If a Dane says ‘hot potato’ he could mean simply a hot potato – or he might also be referring to a tricky situation.

hot potato danish

7 Things You Didn’t Know About The Vikings

April 12, 2017 | Leave a comment

 

7 Useful Things To Know About the Vikings

 

    1. Viking Harold Bluetooth was great at connecting nations – Bluetooth tech is named after him: the logo are his initials.

    2. Erik the Red was so violent even fellow Vikings objected; exiling him from both Norway and Iceland (they made him to go Greenland).
      Eirik the red viking
    3. Viking is something you do, not something you are.The word Viking comes from the people from the Vik, (vik means bay). People who would sail off to other places were ‘going viking’. The word Viking wasn’t used in English until 19th Century – before this, we were just known as ‘Norsemen’ or ‘Danes’.
      Vik - viking
    4. The traditional Northern greeting “‘Ey up” comes from the Viking times
       

      northern ey up chips and gravy

      Not very viking but very northern.

       

    5. The Old Norse Viking word for drunk was ‘kveis’, meaning “uneasiness after debauchery”
      tired
    6. Viking women could ‘divorce’ their husbands quite easily – reasons included ‘the showing of too much chest hair”.
      viking woman
    7. The word Saturday in Scandinavia is ‘Lørdag’ which comes from the old Norse word laugardagr; a combination of the words  laug meaning ‘bath’ and dagr meaning ‘day’. The Vikings were very clean people (at least in comparison to many other nations) and had weekly baths.
      bathing viking

7 Random Things About Finland

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7 Mind-blowing Facts About Finland

1. The Finns drink more coffee per head than any other people in the whole world (12.2kg per person per year)


2. Finland has the most amount of heavy metal band per capita in the world.


3. There are over 2 million saunas in Finland and 99% of Finns take a Sauna once a week or more. There is a Burger King in Finland that has an in-store sauna.
sauna burger king
4. In Finnish a hangover is known as Krapula.
Krapula hungover moomin
5. The Finns have a word for ‘Staying in drinking beer in your underwear with no intention of going out’ (kalsarikannit)
kalsarikannit homer simpson 1

 

6. Finns have a tradition of Ants Nest Sitting Competition – a fun thing to do with friends. You take down your pants, sit down on an ants nest – first person up, loses.

ants nest people
7. The Finns invented the Molotov cocktail. No, it is not the drinking kind. You know Finns only drink vodka.

molotov cocktail

7 Random Things You Didn’t Know About.. ABBA

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 Very useful, highly impressive and absolutely random facts about ABBA.

  1. Before ABBA was known as ABBA they were known as ‘Festfolk’ – the Party People.

    abba party people 2
  2. In 1974, when ABBA won Eurovision with Waterloo, the UK gave them ‘nul points’. ABBA was actually the first act from Sweden to win the Eurovision Song Contest. This was done on April 6th, 1974 with the song “Waterloo.”
    Abba 2
  3. ABBA the band had to get permission from ABBA the seafood company to use their name (not the other way around).
    abba-ringing abba
  4. ABBA’s first single together as ABBA was ‘People Need Love’ (Good one for the pub quiz, this!).abba 3
  5. The most commonly misheard ABBA lyric is from Dancing Queen, when people hear ‘Chicken the Dancing Queen’ instead of ‘Digging the Dancing Queen’. (The second one is “Dancing queen, feel the meat on the tangerine”) *please note this may or may not be entirely true.

  6. Anni-Frid Lyngstad was born on November 15th, 1945 in Bjørkåsen, Norway – but grew up in Sweden. So if you ask Norwegians, ABBA is 1/4 Norwegian.
  7. In 1979, ABBA fronted a poster for British Rail and Keep Britain Tidy.
    Abba keep your station tidy
    Abba keep britain tidy

7 random things you didn’t know about… Iceland

April 6, 2017 | Leave a comment

7 random things you didn’t know about… Iceland

1. When you turn on the hot water tap, it smells of eggy farts. This is due to the high sulphur content in the water. It makes showers… interesting.


2. Icelandic phonebooks are listed by first names, not surnames. In Iceland, children are named from their parent’s names – so, Erik’s son Peter will be known as Peter Eriksson. Peter’s son Magnus will be known as Magnus Petersson. A daughter is dottir – so Thorunn Eriksdottir, for example.


3. Iceland is one of the most volcanically active areas on earth. On average, it experiences a volcanic event every 5 years.


4. Not content with one Santa, Iceland has 13 of them, known as The Yule Lads.


5. Iceland is home to one of the world’s oldest democracies (Althing); established in 930. It’s also one of the most gender equal countries on earth.


6. Knitting is taught in Icelandic schools


7. Batman was known as Leðurblökumaðurinn in Iceland. This translates as ‘Leatherflappingman

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