Our friend Mr Jørgensen is one of the most knowledgeable people about all things Eurovision. This is his low-down on this year’s main songs. If the song is not mentioned here, well, then…
Some strange David Guetta style stickman activity with the safest edgy singer you’ll ever find.
Mørland and Debrah singing about a monster. Mørland lives in Brighton, so we understand.
A song with real chorus and everything. They both wear headphones. It’s not a style we like.
Has to be seen to be believed. And then you still won’t believe it.
They crammed 10 songs into one song and gave it to a 16 year old.
Maybe next year….