How to annoy a Dane

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Actually, this article is really entitled “How to pi** off a Dane”. LINK http://matadornetwork.com/abroad/how-to-piss-off-a-dane/

It’s brilliant.

There are only six easy steps in which to do this. These include:

Tactic #1: Ask “How are you?” (and not give ten minute to hear the answer)

Tactic #2: Speak their language.

Tactic #3: Fail to signal in the bike lane.

Tactic #4: Wear your sweatpants in public.

Tactic #5: Smile at their children (or dogs).

Tactic # 6: Act like a human at the grocery store.

You can find out why these things annoy the Danes right here in the article LINK http://matadornetwork.com/abroad/how-to-piss-off-a-dane/

We’d like to add that comparing the Danes to the Swedes, Norwegians, Finns or Germans produce the same instant dislike and should never be attempted, even in jest.

Seriosuly, don’t. Even. Try.

if you don’t annoy your Dane, he might love you like the Great Dane in the picture above…

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