Herring are a bit thick. Well, they are… Look, a whole school of them got spooked by a whale (or something) and decided to swim for cover on the safe Norwegian beach. And then died. The herrings version of acting like lemmings.
…here are some other dead herrings. We prefer this kind…
Lastly, did you know that herring fart to communicate? What a clever thing to do. We can tell you that a few of the boys here seem to have come to the same conclusion.
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